Definitions of Designation
in
a Company
Project
Manager is a
person who thinks nine women can deliver a baby in One Month.
Developer is a
person who thinks it will take 18 months to deliver a baby.
Site Coordinator is a
person who think single women can deliver nine babies in one month.
Client is the
one who doesn’t know why he want a baby.
Marketing
Manager
is a
person who thinks he can deliver a baby even if no man and woman available.
Resources
Optimization Team thinks they don’t need a man &
woman; they’ll produce a child with Zero Resources.
Documentation
Team
think’s
they don’t care whether the child is delivered, they’ll just documents 09
months.
Quality
Auditor is the
person who is never happy with the PROCESS to produce a baby.
Lab.
Technician is a
person who always tells his wife that this is not the Right baby.
HR
Manager is a
person who thinks that a donkey can deliver a human baby in given 09 months.
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